i threw a bike at a deer

im not even kidding

it was like 3am and i took skopper’s bike up to wawas and on the way i suddenly here this stomping clomping noise and look to the side to see a deer run by
then all of a sudden i hear it in front of me and another deer is barreling down someone’s driveway towards me

i leap off the bike and like THRUSTED IT FORWARD and it leaps over the fucking bike and bucks down the road

and im like th’fuq

and then i heard some angry raccoons close by and smelled a skunk so im like fuck this street and continued on my way