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ebullientefflorescence:

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typhoidrayne:

tuckthis:

This is right way to open a banana.

Humans are the only creatures on this planet that try to open a banana backwards.

There is an exact reason that one day science will answer.

But for now all I can say it’s because we are too smart and always overcomplicated things.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!!!!!! MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE!

…OH

I KNEW THIS BUT I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD AT HIS PAJAMAS.

AMURRICA.

Oh my gawd. I never knew that. Also, pyjamas.

I taught this to my boys a while back so they can open their own bananas instead of bringing them to me. Haha! / Lazy mom moment