i got invited to a college party
oh god oh god what do i do just stand around by myself pretending to text and drink myself interesting until i piss myself and wake up spooning my coworker
this is what you do at parties right?
~*the circle of life*~ ~*its nature*~
ya’ll are dum.
THANK YOU ANONYMOUS STRANGER ON THE INTERNET
you have made my day more interesting
i hate it when im too cold to pee