May 2013
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Gavin Free murdering turtles in WOW.
so ‘india’ and ‘china’ are common names for pets but what about denmark, canada or mozambique
what about america
mrpunchinello:
homleschapel:
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
You heard it here, folks. Insects are from the circle of the fraudulent; liars, thieves, seducers, and so forth.
maybenotboring:
the guy who programmed the gif format is a computer programmer and knows about as much about pronunciation as my nonexistent conjoined twin so anyone who thinks that an acronym that begins with “graphics” should be pronounced with a soft g can suck my donj
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sister: BYE I'M LEAVING FOREVER
*walks out*
*walks back in*
sister: almost forgot my vagina torpedoes
*grabs tampons and leaves*
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‘pet care specialist’ suggesting someone gives their already sick guinea pig yogurt drops instead of getting antibiotics for a potential respiratory infection
get da fuck outta here
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pipebombindustry asked: Okay hi so I was skinning a rabbit the other night and after finishing up, it still had fur on its paws and some on his face and I made me think of your tattoos and yep that's my story sorry for being creepy UvU
does anyone else just get lazy when it comes to cutting food and break out the scissors
like really why do we even have kitchen knives
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my last post on cows for tonight
but okay BREED ASIDE i love genetics so i have been by far more interested what is causing a coat like that. cattle do in fact have undercoats(well at least angus and herefords) so my best guess is that these fuzzy cows are carrying some sort of rex gene which means their guard hairs are the same length as their undercoat.
see: rex rabbits
please do not touch me i am a service dog:... →
dogfang:
abstractbody
yeah same.. it seems very fishy to me that no one is mentioning what they are.
my best guess is shorthorn cattle from the size features. i also found this which mentions them being ‘purebred shorthorns’ http://www.shorthorn.org/opportunities/pace/pace_showresults.html
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yeah they’re pretty crossed and i see a lot of shorthorns crossed with them.
AND I...
missbonekitty asked: cattlevisions. com/index. php Maybe?
dogfang:
abstractbody
THANK YOU
now do you know what these things actually are because i’d call one of these places up just to ask at this point if it wasnt almost 12:30am
i’m tryin so hard to get info from the website but every other word is semen its making my head a bit fuzzy, i think i’m gonna have to see if i can email them and ask
“hello good evening friends what are your poodle...
dogfang:
abstractbody:
ok matt lautner and heatwave daughters seems to get the most results for these fuzzy cattle but goddamn if thats the breed names they are dumb as fuck
i have also come to the conclusion that they are at least DERIVED from shorthorn cattle
lautner is the breeders name and heatwave is a stud bull, daughter refers to a cow born from artificial insemination...
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converting video files?
aight anyone know what are good, malaware/spyware free programs for converting video files? i need to change my .flv files to .mp34
also i want to make gifs so whats a decent website/program to do so? these online websites for them are driving me insane and i dont want their logo on it
im so balls deep in my room right now WHY IS THERE ACORNS EVERYWHERE
WENT BACK TO CLEANING
decided to try to tackle my closet.. which has hardly been touched in 20+ years
i gave up did find a bunch of old stuffed animals i dont have the heart to get rid of AND my old wooden shield from medieval times.. its heavy. me and my brother had a pair with wooden swords and let me tell you we bludgeoned the FUCK out of each other with them as kids
many concussions and hospital trips were had
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i dont care if the new old spice line is venturing into axe’s territory but the hawkridge deodorant smells fuckin bangin i could smell my pits all day this shit is nice. i hear the body wash is rly good too but not very consistant with the rest. i know the body sprays/colonges smell absolutely nothing like the deoderants. wolfthorn smelled ok. usually i always got fiji which i’ll...
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apologies to the boyfriend since i live blogged a tiny spider struggling to climb up my screen with updates every 2 seconds to him
you made it, Hienrich
i’m so proud
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but really who wants to play minecraft with me on the 360? inbox meee i’m nice
urghh im not gunna be around as often
its 90+ degrees in my room no AC or fan so im probably gunna end up moving into the bathroom or some shit again and live in the tub. just spent two hours at wendy’s with a soda jus cuz they got AC
god no art i seriously cannot function in the heat i have no will to continue on when its like this. i just trying to sleep the heat off so i can crawl out...
pokemon fusion
hard mode: no cubone
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raging-woodcock replied to your post: there is an actual law called the ‘Animal Crush…
My friend was talking about a video where people would put live fish up their asses and I kept going poor fish why would anyone do that why not just have someone shove their fist up there or something.
fish get so much shit. they have zero laws protecting anything about how they’re kept or...
there is an actual law called the ‘Animal Crush Video Prohibition Act’
“In this section the term ‘animal crush video’ means any photograph, motion-picture film, video or digital recording, or electronic image that— ‘‘(1) depicts actual conduct in which 1 or more living non- human mammals, birds, reptiles, or amphibians is intentionally crushed, burned, drowned, suffocated,...
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meladoodle:
juilan:
My ears. They are ringing.
are u gonna answer em
im convinced american bison are just yaks with hairdos
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ELEPHANTS
albino/luestic elephant(s?) fuck i can’t tell which is it with these things.
this one oddly looks /too/ white so i assume this is just paint or something.
black elephant! i’m sure its painted, its just so even and there’s no results for melanistic elephants anywhere but it still looks neat as fuck.
and why not
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okay last post
it just makes me SO ANGRY like of fucking course you’re eating some shitty toxic chemicals. you are also breathing them and probably touching them all the fucking time because there’s over 700 of these goddamn things and even if they get into your body chances are you will be FINE if its in MODERATION because there’s toxic doses of fuckin salt, sugar, caffeine and basically...
desperish replied to your post: propylene clygerol used in salads causes…
your last sentence is very intimidating
in case of mustelids please call animal control immediately
mrpunchinello:
abstractbody:
i love it when i see posts about disgusting/questionable ingredients in food like anyone has seriously stopped eating something solely because they found out the FDA approved limit for rat droppings
i dont even give a fuck pass me that all natural flavorings beaver anal juice
OH MY GOD THERE’S PIECES OF BUGS IN MY FOOD???
shut
UP
did you KNOW theres...
propylene clygerol used in salads causes irritation in eyes and skin you know what else fuckin burns my eyes? vinegar and lemonjuice
i hate it when posts like these just throw in the world ‘chemicals’ and ‘elements’ as if everything wasn’t made up with them in the first place just to make it sound scarier
acetic acids! ethanol! hydrogen! barium! nuclei! mustelidae!
i love it when i see posts about disgusting/questionable ingredients in food like anyone has seriously stopped eating something solely because they found out the FDA approved limit for rat droppings
i dont even give a fuck pass me that all natural flavorings beaver anal juice
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yeah so whats an owl doing outside on a low branch outside of walmart, in the middle of the day when its hot as balls out
it was either a long eared owl or a great horned owl.. it had the ears. i’m thinkin it was a long eared cuz of how light it was
jennypwnsall asked: I once had one dive bomb into my hot as hell lamp then it landed in my long ass hair and I cried. LMAO