ABOUT ME

20. dude from jersey.
borderline and ambidextrous, but i draw with my left. 
strict diet of caffeine and nicotine.
body positive.

my name is anklebones, bones, or uncle jesse and i like flamingos, scabs, chickens, trashy women and trashier men, and dead things. and pigeons. birds are cool. i wish i could just cover myself in them because they are so cute and i just want to kiss them all.
sometimes i roleplay and sometimes i’m open for commissions. just ask.

my only goal in life is to befriend someone with like 7 marmosets and force them into brushing my hair with tiny brushes.

in general i hate everything

except kittens
but i hate puppies